Friday, February 26, 2010

Hybrid Hit-list

I'm not necessarily an advocate of strange and unusual inter-species hybrids. However, I can't ignore my not-so-secret god-complex and give these somewhat mythical creatures their due attention.

The animals that follow are just a few of my favorite animal hybrids.


The Zonkey

In South Africa they occur where zebras and donkeys are found in proximity to each other. Like mules, however, they are genetically unable to breed, due to an odd number of chromosomes disrupting meiosis. However, in The Origin of Species,Charles Darwin reported a case of a zonkey that apparently bred with a bay mare to produce a "triple hybrid".


The Zorse

A zorse or zebrula is the offspring of a zebra stallion and a horse mare; the rarer reverse pairing is sometimes called a hebra.The zorse is shaped more like a horse than a zebra, but has boldly striped legs and, often, stripes on the body or neck. Like most other interspecies hybrids, it is infertile.

Zorses are preferred over purebred zebras for riding and drought for several reasons, although they are still not as easily handled as purebred horses and should not be ridden or purchased by novices. Their more horselike shape, particularly in the shoulder region, makes it easier to obtain harness.


The Leopon

A leopon is the result of breeding a male leopard with a female lion. The head of the animal is similar to that of a lion while the rest of the body carries similarities to leopards. They have been bred in zoos in Japan, Germany, and Italy. The leopon has the size and strength of a lion. But, unlike the lion, they have extraordinary climbing abilities like the leopard. The female leopons may be torn between the solitary nature of the leopard and the social nature of a lioness.


The Zho

Zho are a hybrid of a yak and domestic cattle. The word dzo technically refers to a male hybrid, while a female is known as a dzomo orzhom. Alternative Romanizations of the Tibetan names include zho and zo. InMongolian it is called khainag (хайнаг). There is also the English languageportmanteau term of yakow; a combination of the words yak and cow, though this is rarely used.

As they are a product of the hybrid genetic phenomenon of heterosis (hybrid vigor), they are larger and stronger than cattle or yak. In Mongolia and Tibet, khainags are thought to be more productive than cattle or yaks in terms of both milk and meat production.


The Savannah Cat

Okay, so technically this is a INTRA-specific hybrid and not an INTER-specific hybrid, and so is much less notable. However, it's such an interesting looking animal!

Bengal breeder Judee Frank crossbred a male Serval (an African wildcat), belonging to Suzi Woods, with a Siamese (cat) (domestic cat) to produce the first Savannah cat on April 7, 1986.


The Geep

Finally, although technically not a hybrid but a chimera, the Geep, or goat-sheep is of particular interest of me. It was also featured in a 2008 radiolab podcast.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Mad Men Myself

I'm trying to get Don drunk.

Egg Loaf


Love it, love it, love it.
I wouldn't even bother slicing

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Post-it Property

My split level bungalow

This 75x75ft residential lot features a cozy 800sq ft 1960s bungalow.

The lot includes:
  • Greenhouse and vegetable garden in the Southwest corner
  • Compost at the lots Southern most end
  • Rainwater collector
  • Generous patio
  • Assorted drupe trees, nestled in a bed of pachysandra terminalis in the Southeast corner
  • An arid / alpine planting on the East side of the house

Courtesy of Fiona

Fiona's 75x75ft residential lot includes:
  • A spacious and handsomely appointed fortress framed by an impenetrable moat
  • Unicorn stable
  • Full sized swimming pool and sauna
  • Full kitchen where only cake is served
  • Party room
  • Bed chamber

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

DIY Shake n' Bake





Made my own Shake n' Bake last week.
Worked like a charm.

Ingredients:
• 4 cups flour
• 4 cups breadcrumbs
• 1/4 cup salt
• 2 Tbsp. sugar
• 1 Tbsp. garlic powder
• 1 Tbsp. onion powder
• 1 Tbsp. pepper
• 3 Tbsp. paprika
• 1/4 cup vegetable oil

Mix all dry ingredients together well. Drizzle oil over mixture and mix thoroughly until oil is well distributed and particles are fine. Store mix, refrigerated, in an airtight container.
 

The Skinny on Skimmia Japonica


Well hello, handsome!

Hot on the heels of the winter blooming Hellebore is Skimmia Japonica.

Next on my winter hit-list, this dwarf evergreen promises year-round interest with glossy almond leaves, charming pinkish white flowers and red berries (only assert themselves when a male and female plant are present.)

A home inspector came to my building the other day to evaluate its appropriateness as an Olympic rental property. He opens up my balcony and says:

"What a cheerful little balcony! Is that Skimmia Japonica? I loooooove Skimmia Japonica! You know, sometimes I bring in a few flowers into the house and it just freshens everything right up!"

Then I said "Really? It never even occurred to me to use it as a cut flower"

Then he said "Oh no? They make excellent cut flower. You'll probably have to transplant yours into a bigger pot in a couple of years...when you do, make sure to trim the root-ball."

He then bent over and took a big wiff of my Skimmia Japonica.
After he left, I took an extra long wiff myself, and I would have to say that you'll definitely be seeing some Skimmia sprigs in my home next year. It was a wonderful smell.

Like fresh soap (in a good way.)

Below is a letter that the "discoverer" of Skimmia Japonica wrote to The London Gardener's Chronicle in the 1800.

It appears as though he's totally dissing a rival vareity, Skimmia Laureola.

Although self-proclaimed as the discoverer of the plant, I suspect that the plant was either discovered or developed much earlier in Asia.

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This fine new evergreen shrub, which is attracting a good deal of attention in your columns, and elsewhere, was discovered by me in the winter of 1848, and introduced to England in 1849. I met with it in a nursery near Shanghae, and it was there the rarest and most prized plant of the collection to which it belonged. The nurseryman told me that it was brought to him from a high mountain, in the interior, named Wang-shan, and consequently the plant is called by the Chinese the Wang-ehan-Kwei. The last term was given it on account of the fragrance of its flowers, which the Chinese consider as sweet as the kwei-whs or Olea fragrant. These scented flowers are produced in great profusion in early spring, and are succeeded by bunches of red berries, like those of the English holly. The plant exhibited to theHorticultural Society, in Regent street, by Messrs. Standish & Noble, a week or two ago, gave but a faint idea of the beauty of the species. The berries of that plant were scarcely ripe; later in the season they become much larger, and are then of a deeper and clearer red.

My own opinion is that this fine bush will prove perfectly hardy in this country. It cares nothing for the cold winds and sharp frosts about Shanghae, and no doubt endures a much lower degree of temperature on the inland mountains already named, where it is found wild, than in places nearer the coast Although this is my opinion, I think your reporter was perfectly justified in "erring on the safe side," and saying that more proof of its hardiness in this country is required. I recollect well when I wrote an account of Weigela rosea, some years ago, in the Journal of the Horticultural Society, I advised the possessor of that beautiful shrub to keep it in the green-house until its hardiness was proved by the Society. Well, there was no harm done in that instance, although every one knows now how hardy Weigela rosea is.

I may now notice the letter of your Liverpool correspondent, in which he tells you that Skim-mia Japonica has borne the "pelting of the pitiless storm" during the last seven years. As you justly remark, your correspondent must be writing of Skimmia Laureola. In my opinion, however, his letter goes a long way to prove the hardiness of Skimmia Japonica, as it comes from a much colder country than Dr. Wallich's S. Laureola. It proves, also, what I have long feared, that many persons in the trade will, by mistake, send out S. Laureola with the name of S. Japonica, as the names have been mixed and confused. Until Dr. Lindley set the matter right in "Paxton'a Flower Garden," an idea had got abroad that the Chinese and Himalayan plants were identical; but in reality no plants can be more different, in so far as their ornamental properties are concerned, although they may resemble each other in their stems and leaves. The Himalayan plant has been in the garden of Mr. Luscombe for Borne years, and yet I am informed by that gentleman that it scarcely ever opens its flowers, and never produces berries. The beauty of the Chinese plant not only consists in its being a nice dwarf evergreen bush, but also in the profusion of its sweet-scented flowers, and in the abundance of its holly-like berries.

The former is a plant of no value for ornamental purposes, while the latter will, no doubt, form in a few years one of the most attractive winter plants our gardens can boast of Fancy if you can our borders or parterres dotted in mid-winter with a little evergreen bush, only two or three feet high, and covered all over with bright red berries, each of which is as large as those of the common holly. In greenhouse, too, it will be invaluable for decorative purposes, where its flowers, although not showy, will fill the air with the most delicious odor, and its berries will be most attractive in the dull months of winter.

Those of your readers who wish to add the plant to their collections, have, in the description I have just given, the means of knowing when the true Skimmia Japonica has been sent them, or whether they have received the Himalayan plant in its stead. I think you will agree with me, that the discoverer of a fine, new, ornamental plant, may justly complain of mistakes of this kind. It is only a very short time since another blunder of this description, was committed with the new Cephalotaxus, discovered by me in the north of China. Sir William Hooker described and figured that plant in the Botanical Magazine, and pronounced it to be quite new, and a tree of great beauty. And yet, notwithstanding that high authority, I find that large quantities of Cephalo-taxus Harringtoni have been sent out with the new name of C. Fortuni attached to them. Nurserymen ought to guard against such mistakes, as they are not only annoying to the purchasers of plants, but tend greatly to confuse our nomenclature,

- R. F., in London Gardeners' Chronicle.



Friday, February 5, 2010

Mozart 2.0


I was listening to a radiolab podcast about a composition professor at the University of Santa Cruz, named David Cope, who developed a computer named EMI in the 80s. EMI is an acronym for Experiments in Musical Intelligence.


Apparently you can feed sheet music into this computer and it will interpret the sheet music as data. So if you, for example, feed it enough Mozart sheet music, it will be able to write a symphony in the style of Mozart.


Hell-bent on Hellebores


Helleborus niger or "The Christmas Rose"

To the dismay of the Vancouver Olympics Committee the weather in Vancouver has been unseasonably warm. However, this unusually warm weather has me itching to get out into the garden, or in my case, out into my 3x8ft Juliet-style balcony of my downtown condo.

One of the first plants I bought for my empty balcony was the Hellebore.

I was looking for a solid winter bloomer for our zone (USDA 8) and my mind went to the hellebore (USDA hardiness 6-9ish.)

I originally became aware of the Hellebore during an episode of Martha Stewart Living. During this episode Martha visits a hellebore nursery where she interviews a woman hybridizing hellebores by provocatively rubbing and twisting two blossoms together.

Interestingly enough, the hellebore has special Olympic relevance too!

Hybridizers at the hellebore factory have been working tirelessly to give us the perfect Olympic bloom. Enter "Vancouver Medallion" or Helleborus x nigercors. This February bloomer was made available for retail late last month...just in time for Vancouver 2010:


Helleborus x nigercors or "Vancouver Medallion"

My particular hellebore is name Helleborus niger or "The Christmas Rose." It is an evergreen plant with dark, leathery, pedate leaves carried on stems. The large, flat flowers, borne on short stems from midwinter to early spring, are white, or occasionally pink.

I bought mine in November with blossoms and it has been blooming for 3 months straight!

Interestingly enough, the hellebore also has interesting historical significance. Here are a few points scammed off Wikipedia:
  • Several legends surround the hellebore; in witchcraft it is believed to have ties to summoning demons. Helleborus niger is commonly called the Christmas rose, due to an old legend that it sprouted in the snow from the tears of a young girl who had no gift to give the Christ child in Bethlehem.
  • In Greek mythology, Melampus of Pylos used hellebore to save the daughters of the king of Argos from a madness, induced by Dionysus, that caused them to run naked through the city, crying, weeping, and screaming.
  • During the Siege of Kirrha in 585 BC, hellebore was reportedly used by the Greek besiegers to poison the city's water supply. The defenders were subsequently so weakened by diarrhea that they were unable to defend the city from assault.
  • Some historians believe that Alexander the Great died because of a hellebore overdose, when he took it as medication.
Happy Hellebo-lympics Everybody!